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Satire card from The Clown Times about a made-up clown union

SATIREFictional Clown Union Demands Bigger Shoes, Threatens to HonkThe made-up Amalgamated Brotherhood of Professional Clowns says its members' shoes are now only "moderately enormous."Oct 22, 2026

Satire card from The Clown Times about a made-up honk-only lane

SATIREMade-Up Town Adds Honk-Only Traffic Lane for Clown CarsOfficials in the entirely fictional town of Gigglesburg say the new lane has cut clown-car commutes by almost nine seconds.Oct 21, 2026