Bring the Clown. The gift everyone steals.

White elephant, Dirty Santa, Yankee swap. Whatever your office calls it, show up with the clown and watch it get stolen three times.

Order merch by Nov 26 for Christmas

Official Recipient Tee

$27.99 · US shipping included

Proof you've been clowned. Sizes XS to 5XL.

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Clown O Gram Dad Hat

$29.99 · US shipping included

Embroidered clown, adjustable strap.

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Certified Clown Mug

$21.99 · US shipping included

11 oz glossy mug. For coffee, tea or honk juice.

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Certified Clown Sticker 3-Pack

$17.99 · US shipping included

Three 4×4 in kiss-cut vinyl stickers.

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Stare at a Clown Tee

$27.99 · US shipping included

When you’re down / Stare at a clown.

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Stare at a Clown Arrow Tee

$27.99 · US shipping included

The arrow points at the clown. The clown is you.

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Stare at a Clown Mug

$21.99 · US shipping included

11 oz glossy mug for your worst mornings.

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Stare at a Clown Sticker 3-Pack

$17.99 · US shipping included

Three 4×4 in kiss-cut vinyl stickers.

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Stare at a Clown Dad Hat

$29.99 · US shipping included

Embroidered clown, adjustable strap.

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Last minute? Mail a letter to yourself, then wrap it.

Send a Clown O Gram to your own address, leave the envelope sealed, and wrap it. Whoever steals it opens an official letter with one giant clown inside. $7.99, US postage included. Most letters arrive in about 3–7 business days after printing.

Send a letter to yourself

Order-by dates are based on our print partner's published holiday production and standard US shipping deadlines. They are not a delivery guarantee. Merch is printed to order and ships separately from letters.