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SATIREChurch Hymn Board Missing All Its Wooden Sevens, Congregation Has Sung 'Silent Night' Every Sunday Since AugustThe replacement numbers were discontinued in 1987. A retired shop teacher with a pocketknife is the chapel's last hope.

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SATIREChurch Fridge Label Dispute Ends in 14-Page Treaty Between Women's Circle and Youth GroupAfter a summer of masking-tape skirmishes, both sides signed. The coffee creamer remains contested territory.

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SATIREChurch Lost-and-Found Bin Granted Full Ministry Status After 31 Years of Unclaimed UmbrellasThe bin now has a coordinator, a budget line and a mission statement that, fittingly, nobody can find.

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